Philosophizing in Traffic: Creationism Edition

It’s been awhile since I’ve truly let my mind wander in traffic.  Today, I stumbled upon a long dormant thought triggered by a specific memory.  It all boiled down to a single, perhaps unanswerable question: How did the universe come to be?  Some people believe it was created 6000 years ago by “God.”  A special subset of those people would have one believe that that is “science.”  And these people are among those that frustrate me the most.  Stating that a deity created the universe is the antithesis of science: science is an ongoing process, a method to converge upon an answer to our expansive curiosities.  Creationism, with its certainty and the inability to prove its hypothesis (with the only cited “source” being the Bible) quashes any potential for debate.  They say that’s the truth, and that’s the end of that argument.

On the other hand, you have evolution.  Not once mentioned in the Bible, so it must not be true, to these rare people.  To the curious, it becomes evident which philosophy, if you will, is more reasonable.  Evolution is supported by hundreds of years of scientific process, data, and experimentation.  That which is repeatable, verifiable, and evident.  Creationism is based on words, written by someone at some time in the past and, more than likely,  translated multiple times.  Ironically, the “Gospel truth” has more than one flavor to it; the very objective nature of its truth is immediately suspect.

Science helps us not only understand how things came to be, but also how biological processes appear and die out, strengthen species and diversify the population.  There is immense value in understanding how life comes to be over time.  By being able to understand why things are the way they are, and which processes and constructs of the universe make them that way, we can predict how things will likely be in the future.

Creationism says a deity made everything.  Enough said.  By telling us only that… well, great, that doesn’t get us anywhere.  I suppose it’s a fine philosophical belief, if that calms your innate anxiety about not knowing where the world came from.

One “argument” in its favor goes something like this: we weren’t around to observe creation, therefore we can’t use science to know what happened and must trust the divine word of the Bible.  Okay, great.

So, how about this?  The universe was created yesterday (or, Last Thursday, as it were), along with all of your memories and it was made to look as if it were 13.8 billion years old.  There’s no way to prove it wasn’t.  Or similarly this: you’re in the Matrix.  Life is a simulation and your consciousness is contained in a comatose human body being used to supply machines with energy.  You can’t really prove that’s not true either, now can you?

So where does that leave us?  One side speaking as truth that which can not be proven; the other working to uncover that which can be learned and known through rigorous testing and logical methods.  I know which side I’m on, but I don’t know if it’s possible to reach the other.

I guess I can only say this: if you’re going to deny science, please keep your ignorance to yourself.  I would appreciate it.


Washington Capitals: 2018 Stanley Cup Champions


There’s a strange feeling that wells up from inside when a team is about to win their first Stanley Cup.  It’s hard to describe — a mixture of anxiety, anticipation, excitement, terror, and catharsis.  I have little connection to the Washington Capitals.  Back when Alexander Ovechkin was a cocky twenty-something playing rough and generally being the villainous foil to Sidney Crosby and the good boy Penguins, the last thing I wanted was for him and his Capitals to win it all.  Year after year, as the Capitals furthered their punchline status, I took some delight in their suffering.  After all, nothing is given — just because you’re the best team in the league year after year doesn’t mean that you’re awarded the Stanley Cup too.

Last night, I was happy; overjoyed, even, that the Washington Capitals ended their 44 year drought and finally, finally won the Stanley Cup.  The Alexander Ovechkin era had, up until this point, been full of misery, missed potential, expected disappointment, and mockery.  All of that is gone now.  All of it.  A Stanley Cup victory changes everything.

Alex knows that.  That’s why he played his heart out in the playoffs.  That’s why he deserved the Conn Smythe Trophy in the end.  And that’s why, when finally presented with the greatest trophy in sports, he reacted like this:

Unless you’re a Vegas Golden Knights fan, you probably can’t help but feel his ecstasy too.  There hasn’t been a Cup raise this emotional since probably Ray Bourque’s in 2001.  In the face of a long-suffering drought, the eventual win is just that much sweeter.  Take note, Vegas: it’s downhill from here, but one day you’ll get that Cup and it will be awesome.  Hopefully it doesn’t take you 44 years too.

The hockey in the Final was awesome, if messy.  The Vegas Golden Knights completely lost their discipline and composure, the deft efficiency with which they slew their three previous foes.  It’s funny — everyone had been predicting their decline since the very beginning.  Their shooting percentages were unsustainable.  Their goaltending couldn’t have been that good.  And time after time, they seemed to silence their critics as they kept winning.  Enter the Stanley Cup Final and the Washington Capitals: they made the Knights look like garbage.  Perhaps the stats finally did regress to the mean.  Perhaps Fleury’s 0.957 Sv% got in his head.  Maybe the Capitals thrived without pressure, having been written off?  Their goal scoring was fierce, exploiting Fleury’s lack of lateral movement ability often.  Washington’s back end was stellar, limiting the high-flying knights to 5 goals over three games in the middle of the series.  Then there’s “The Save,” Braden Holtby’s godlike effort to hold the lead in Game Two, kicking off the four-game winning streak that brought the Cup to DC.  This, plus numerous scraps, hits, fights, and general bad blood, make this one of the most memorable Cup Finals in some time.

Playoff Series
2018-05-28; WSH 4, VGK 6
2018-05-30; WSH 3, VGK 2
2018-06-02; VGK 1, WSH 3
2018-06-04; VGK 2, WSH 6
2018-06-07; WSH 4, VGK 3
WSH defeats VGK: 4-1
Prediction: Golden Knights in 5 ☓✓

I wonder where Vegas goes from here?  For any other team, after a Cup Final appearance, nothing short of a Stanley Cup championship the following year is a disappointment.  But I feel, despite everything I should have learned by now, that Vegas cannot possibly repeat this kind of success next year.  I suppose the offseason may provide more clarity — it usually doesn’t — but I suspect the Knights will trend toward being a middle-of-the-pack team next year.  We’ll see, of course.  Anything can happen in the offseason.

Speaking of predictions, boy I picked the wrong year to give up picking the Capitals to win.  Maybe it’s my fault?  I made a committment last year not to ever pick this core of Capitals players to win again, and I followed through this year, predicting their opponent to win every series through this entire post-season.  And obviously I was wrong every time.  Yikes.  Good for you though, Washington.  I feel relieved of this burden now, and free to pick you as desired.  Like I said before, a Cup win changes everything.

Speaking of Cup wins changing everything, what I really want more than anything hockey related, is the Stanley Cup to come to Buffalo.  After Washington’s win, there are only three teams older that have yet to win a championship: the St. Louis Blues (1967-68), the Vancouver Canucks (1970-71), and the Buffalo Sabres (1970-71).  If the Cup isn’t to be in the Sabres’ near future, I would definitely like to see one of those other two win.  Now, there is a longer drought out there — that belongs to the Toronto Maple Leafs, who’d last won the Cup in 1967, the year before the Second Six expansion.  As a Sabres fan, I would rather they kept that drought going indefinitely.  Buffalo must win a Cup before Toronto gets another.

Over the next few weeks, we’ll see what the future may hold.  The draft is two weeks from today, and the Sabres will no doubt select a defensive cornerstone.  Could he, as a first-overall selection and generational talent like Ovechkin, finally deliver a Stanley Cup to a long(er) suffering fanbase?  I hope so.

I decided to honor the Capitals’ victory by using the outstanding “Weagle” logo instead of the wordmark featured on the jerseys.  It looks so damn good, so it’s no wonder the team, and even the league, seem to favor its use as a de facto primary logo.  Now that the wordmark has a Cup to its name, I fear the Weagle may stay relegated to secondary status.  However, a similar situation occurred with the Anaheim Ducks, and they made the right move eventually.  Do it, Washington.  Don’t think twice about it.

Stanley Cup 2018, IV: It’s Knight Time


Uh.  Wow.  With due respect to the awesome Eastern Conference Final and the improbable Eastern Conference champion Washington Capitals, I’m going to make this all about the Vegas Golden Knights for a moment — I’ll get to the Caps in a bit.

We all know this is their inaugural season.  Their arrival in Las Vegas, announced way back in 2016, was met with skepticism and confusion.  Why would the NHL choose another desert market while a cash cow in Québec sits waiting?  It didn’t seem to make any sense.

Flash forward to the expansion draft last year.  The Golden Knights took second- and third- line scraps from each team, plus a few stars like James Neal and Marc-Andre Fleury.  Their hodgepodge roster raised some eyebrows — the cast of misfits was laughed at.  Hockey pundits and prognosticators saw them as a basement team.  Few saw them even competing for the playoffs, much less sneaking in as a wild card.

Because the Golden Knights were a new team with shiny new uniforms, a dazzling new arena, and an untainted reputation on the ice, I watched more Knights games than any other team this year, save the Buffalo Sabres.  With their improbable record in the first half of the season, a lot of skeptical heads were turned.  This group, somehow, was lighting up the league, eventually popping into Presidents’ Trophy contention.  It didn’t make any sense.


Except it did, if you watched the team.  Whilst having no real superstars, the chemistry these guys had was undeniable.  Castoffs became stars in their own right, driven, perhaps, to prove everyone’s naysaying of the team and franchise wrong.  Even during a stretch without their star goaltender (and their second stringer… and their third stringer…), they persevered.  Now, with Fleury back and healthy, they seem absolutely unstoppable.

This Golden Knights team, insofar as their playoff performance is concerned, reminds me a lot of the 2012 Los Angeles Kings.  I know, I know.  But humor me — through three rounds, those Kings were 12-2, and as the numbers necessarily show, this includes one sweep.  The Knights are 12-3 this year, with a sweep of their own, but one six-game series as well.  This is the best record in the playoffs by a mile: the Caps are 12-7 and the slain Lightning were 11-6.  They’re also led by a seemingly unstoppable goaltender.  After 12 wins, Jonathan Quick had a 0.946 Sv% and an absurd 1.54 GAA.  Marc-Andre Fleury this year?  0.947 Sv%, with but a 1.68 GAA.  We know how 2012 ended — the Kings went up 3-0 on the Devils, won the Stanley Cup in six games, and Jonathan Quick won the Conn Smythe Trophy.  I’ll go into it below, but it sure looks like the Vegas Golden Knights will do very much what those Kings did, and they’ll have Marc-Andre Fleury, clear-cut Conn Smythe favourite, to thank for it.

RIP Bracket 2018.  You lasted longer than my last few, but alas the Knights, who I’d embarrassingly picked to lose in the first round, just could not be stopped.  At least deep in the playoffs, predictions are somewhat easier.  Let’s see how I fared last round…



Lightning vs Capitals:  Can you believe this?  The Washington gorram Capitals are in the Stanley Cup Final for the first time in 20 years, and the first time in the Ovechkin era.  After years and years of being the Cup favorite and flaming out spectacularly in the playoffs, here they are — they finally made it.  And boy did they.  After a set of road wins in Tampa, they headed home looking for a sweep at Capital One Arena; that is, until some boneheaded fan had Nick Backstrom sign a freakin’ broom when the series was not even half over.  Way to go, dummy.  The Lightning stormed back (heh) to take three in a row, looking as strong as ever in their quick dismantling of the Caps defense, especially on the power play, and absolutely stifling on the back end, at least until late in those games.  Well, as has been typical of the Lightning of late, they went up 3-2 only to fall back down spectacularly, allowing the Caps to trounce them by a collective score of 7-0 in the final two games.  That’s two (and change) straight shutouts for Braden Holtby, when it mattered most.  So, it’s not hard to see these guys as a team of destiny.  After everyone had discounted them because of their continual playoff failures, after letting the Penguins tie their series, after letting the Lightning take a lead in theirs… after all that, the Washington Capitals are your Eastern Conference Champions.

The Tampa Bay Lightning, being the last team who has won a Cup left standing, guarantee that we’ll have a brand new team win a Cup this year.  I’m going to say it a few more times, because it’s rare and incredible and I can’t believe it.  I think the Lightning will be fine in the long run.  They’ve managed to rotate in some fresh youth to compensate for the pieces they’ve lost over the last few years, and all indications are that their goaltending and defense should stay solid for a while.  Maybe, though, they should stop picking the New York Rangers for parts — there’s a reason they haven’t won a Cup in 25 years running…

Playoff Series
2018-05-11; WSH 4, TBL 2
2018-05-13; WSH 6, TBL 2
2018-05-15; TBL 4, WSH 2
2018-05-17; TBL 4, WSH 2
2018-05-19; WSH 2, TBL 3
2018-05-21; TBL 0, WSH 3
2018-05-23; WSH 4, TBL 0
WSH defeats TBL: 4-3
Prediction: Lightning in 6 ☓☓

Jets vs Golden Knights:  Ouch.  Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice (after not being fooled in the meantime), shame on me?  My overconfidence and my faith in my Canadian friends were my weakness.  And boy, was I cocky about Winnipeg.  After a dominant Game One win, where the Jets went up 3-0 in the first 8 minutes of the first period, it felt like the Cup was already on its way back to Canada.  Flash forward to today, and the Knights are in the Cup Final.  Yeouch.

What happened?  Marc-Andre Fleury happened.  As I’ve already noted, he’s been absolutely outstanding all playoffs long.  The offensive buzz-saw that was the Winnipeg Jets had no answer for his mastery in net.  In the games subsequent to Game One, all Knights wins, it felt like Vegas was toying with Winnipeg.  The Jets just could not score — but when they did, usually to tie the game because Vegas kept scoring early, the Knights would just take the lead back in short order.  It was frustrating to watch as  Jets bandwagoner, but, stepping retrospectively into the shoes of a Golden Knights or a neutral hockey fan, just incredible.

The combination of high-flying offense (to say nothing of the series winning goal scored by Ryan Reaves of all people) and the godlike goaltending of Fleury leaves the Jets staying home in just five (!) games.  Good lord.  I’m looking forward to next year, which according to The Hockey News is the Jets’ Cup year.  After this simultaneously expected and surprising playoff run, I think they might be right on with their predictions.

That is, assuming this Golden Knights squad isn’t a dynasty or anything.  Gneurshk.

Playoff Series
2018-05-12; VGK 2, WPG 4
2018-05-14; VGK 3, WPG 1
2018-05-16; WPG 2, VGK 4
2018-05-18; WPG 2, VGK 3
2018-05-20; VGK 2, WPG 1
VGK defeats WPG: 4-1
Prediction: Jets in 6 ☓☓

Again, for the first time since 2007 and the second since 1999 (😭), we are guaranteed to have a brand new Stanley Cup Champion.

Advanced stats herein are taken from February 26th through the end of the third round.


P1. Vegas Golden Knights vs M1. Washington Capitals:  I’m still in shock that this will be our Stanley Cup Final.  An expansion team in an unconventional market, proving the world wrong in decisive fashion, versus a team (and a city) with a storied history of failure, who was also notably the worst expansion team of all time.  One has been waiting years, suffering, begging for a championship.  The other has a drought (no pun intended) as long as that of the defending champion Penguins.

Both teams are likable and unlikable in their own ways.  The Golden Knights have no history, so previous to now, no rivals.  They’ve got a member of every other team on their roster (sort of), so everyone can root for somebody.  But their quick ascendancy has left fans of struggling teams saying “Enough.” — including Capitals fans.  They play fast, exciting hockey, and they’ve established a model for success that should be emulated, from their coaching, their roster decisions, and their community outreach.  It must be a blast to be a Golden Knight.

The Capitals, on the other hand, have shifted perceptions in my mind.  Back in the day, I hated the cockiness that went along with having a generational talent quickly carrying a team to near-greatness, then expecting a championship to fall into their laps.  In the 24/7 Penguins Capitals series, I felt the Capitals were the villains — arrogant, dirty, and just plain unlikable.  Maybe it’s the decade of playoff failures that drove them to humility, or perhaps they’re starting to be pitied.  Either way, I, and many many hockey fans these days, would love to see Alexander Ovechkin finally win a Stanley Cup.  He’s deserved it for years, carrying teams on his back only to have them lose despite his effort.  To win the Cup against his former general manager would be something, wouldn’t it?

At this point, after a playoff tournament that went nearly perfectly for top seeds, all bets are off.  Nothing makes any sense anymore.  The Capitals are a team of destiny.  Obviously, more than any other year, this is their year.  But the Golden Knights are one as well, and they just can’t stop winning.  Where the Capitals stumbled, admittedly against their greatest nemesis and a so-called better team, the Golden Knights have thrived, blasting their opponents, including the fantastic Winnipeg Jets, like they weren’t even trying.

It’s Knight time in Vegas — the Stanley Cup Champion will be your Golden Knights in five.  For the first time this playoffs (and in franchise history), I believe the Knights will win a series on home ice.  It just happens to be the best win of them all.

Power Play%
VGK: 18.9%
WSH: 26.9%

Penalty Kill%
VGK: 83.1%
WSH: 78.4%

5v5 Corsi, Score-Adjusted
VGK: 50.37%
WSH: 49.47%

VGK: 101.06
WSH: 101.77

Notable Injuries
VGK: Malcolm Subban
WSH: none

Season Series
2017-12-23; WSH 0, VGK 3
2018-02-04; VGK 4, WSH 3
VGK: 2-0-0 [1.000]
WSH: 0-2-0 [0.000]

Like I said last time regarding team colors, it’s either non-red/black or the Capitals.  Either way, I’m a happy camper.

Final Fun Facts & Frivolity Field
Cup Virgins:  2 (!) — VGK, WSH, WPG
Cup Champions since 2006:  0
Longer Cup drought:  WSH — 42 seasons (duh)

Wow, I really can’t believe it.  Since I’ve been writing here, and since the year after I started making brackets in the first place, let me say it one more time: we will have a new Stanley Cup champion guaranteed.  Let’s go!