Are You Ready For Some Star Wars: The Last Jedi!?

Now it’s a bit weird, the continued relationship between Star Wars and the NFL.  It certainly makes some sense, with both ESPN and the Star Wars franchise under the Disney umbrella, however the two worlds, at least in my mind, remain about as far apart as they can get.  What do Star Wars and football have in common, other than common corporate ownership?  Some demographic overlap?  Mainstream appeal?  Guys in helmets?  Well, now Disney has gone ahead and established a tradition: during a Monday Night Football presentation some two months before release, a new full-length trailer for the upcoming Star Wars saga film will debut during halftime.

Unlike as had been done for The Force Awakens in 2014 and 2015, this is only the second trailer for The Last Jedi to be released.  The teaser, released in April about two years to the day after The Force Awakens’ first full-length trailer, is the only thing we’ve seen concerning the eighth film in the franchise and it left us with many, many questions.  So, without any further hesitation, let’s see what they’ve given us to snack on this time:

A classic Star Wars harp glissando brings us right in.  Someone (it’s Kylo Ren) is standing in an Imperial First Order hangar looking over siege equipment.

“When I found you…”

That’s definitely Snoke speaking, in the unmistakable growl of Andy Serkis.

“…I saw raw,…”

An intimidating group of AT-AT-like walkers.  That shuttlecraft looks familiar.

“…untamed, power…”

Kylo Ren (I think) leads Storm Troopers through a roughly, black and red, backlit passageway.  The overhead perspective is intriguing.  In the background, sparse piano notes play under high squealing strings.

“…and beyond that…”

RED.

“…something truly special.”

We cut to black.

Rey ignites her Luke’s lightsaber and stares at it for a beat.  Lucasfilm titles.

A drone shot of the island, again.

“Something…”

Cool hand, Luke!  Rey gives him the lightsaber.  This seems to be a different occasion than the stare-down at the conclusion of The Force Awakens.

“…inside me has always been there,…”  Rey whispers.

I have a feeling look is going to be making a lot of puzzled / confused / intrigued faces in this film.  He’s the Yoda to Rey, yet I think Rey is far more powerful in comparison to Luke than Luke was to Yoda.

Rey ascends foggy cliffs toward jagged rocks.  I wasn’t aware she was on her way through the Emyn Muil.  Lots of Lord of the Rings-like imagery going on here.

“…but now it’s awake…”

Roll credits!  Er, that was the last film, wasn’t it.

Rey happens upon the tree-root bookshelf from the teaser, looking curiously at it from the books’ POV.

“…and I need help.”

Various shots of Rey swinging the lightsaber around conclude with this one:

Where she expertly controls the blade into a firm position just inches from the rock.  Damn, girl.

The ground fissures and Luke looks on… like this:

That seems… not great?  For the light side, I mean.  It could be awesome for the movie!

Again we see the slow-motion narrow depth of field shot of levitating stones.

Rey is focused. Seems her training is coming along pretty quickly, eh?

“I’ve seen this raw strength only once before…”

When was that?  Ren slaughtering the Jedi students?  Darth Vader?  The Emperor?  When?

A robotic hand bursts through collapsed wooden debris as fires burn in the background.  Likely the scene of the flashbacks, and perhaps Luke’s hand.  So he’s strongly implying that Kylo Ren is the raw strength, also echoing Snoke.  And, he’s inferring Rey is stronger than that.  Makes a lot of sense, given the events of the first film.

“…it didn’t scare me enough then.”

“It does now.”

Luke looks pants-shittingly terrified.  He’s shaking.  Rey looks on sadly, though I’m not sure these two scenes actually go together.

Bam, Kylo Ren’s theme blasts.  The man himself emerges from a lift.

He grabs his mask, takes a long look, then we cut to a closeup…

Nice scar, Kylo!  Is that a tattoo or a fancy bandage?  He smashes the mask against the wall.

“Let the past die.”

Space battle!  TIE Fighters shoot at Resistance ships.  Leia’s on one of them.  The sounds here are perfect, as the TIEs overwhelm the auditory scape.  It sure seems like darkness has the upper-hand so far.

“Kill it.”

Kylo Ren’s TIE Fighter looks sinister.  Like an old Interceptor, but with red (red, again!) cockpit glass and a horizontally stretched fuselage.

“…If you have to.”

A shot tracking the TIE from behind as it flies into a Resistance ship.  Whoa, this is something new.

“That’s the only way to become what you were meant to be.”

Man, if these means killing both of your parents… Yikes.

And this trailer does everything to suggest that it does.  Wow.

…or does it?  The sounds go silent except for a single alarm beeping.  I can see the conflict in his face.  Is Leia using the force on young Ben Solo?  Probably!

THIS CHRISTMAS

The Millennium Falcon flies, pursued by TIE Fighters into a cave tunnel full of sparkling red crystals.  So much red in this film’s imagery.  I imagine this to be the red soil planet.  The Falcon does its trademark twist as it navigates the through.

Chewie looks upset!  What could possibly provoke this kind of reaction from the Wookiee?

This little guy lets out a scream too.  What are these things called again?  Porgs, right?  I really hope they’re integrated well.  I don’t want my gloomy Star Wars film derailed by too much cuteness!

A Resistance ship takes a hard green bolt and explodes with force.  Damn.

Poe seems taken aback by what just happened.  I wonder what kind of ship he’s on where there’s just… windows.  I don’t think we’ve really seen that before, outside of a bridge, you know?

“We are the spark…”

Interesting how the X-Wing has a fifth engine in the center.  What’s that for, afterburner?  It leaves behind a shimmering trail.

“…that’ll light the fire…”

Sick close up.  I love me some locked-in Poe Dameron.  Go kick some ass, buddy.

Much appreciated.

“…it’ll burn the First Order down.”

I can’t quite hear what he’s saying but I think that’s close.

Holy Phasma.  And she’s got a sword of some kind?  Sparks go flying as she brings it into position.

Finn!  I can’t believe it took this long to get him into the trailer.  He’s angry, and he’s got an electric stun baton.

It looks like we’re getting another non-lightsaber duel, this time between Finn and Phasma.  Where the heck is this happening?  Everything is on fire and/or exploding.

Sick.  I wonder if only one of them makes it out of there alive…  Do I bet on the rehabilitated Finn, or Brienne of Tarth?

Resistance ships explode and BB-8 gets zapped.  We’re getting pretty bleak here.

“This is not going to go…”

Angry Luke, in black, in darkness, in rain, laying down, possibly in defeat.

Crystal fox!  Neat!  Awesome attention to detail on the hexagonal salt formations.

Hooded figure stands at the edge of a vast desert (the one with the red soil beneath).  A Resistance base about to be assaulted by AT-ATs?  That seems an awful lot like Hoth…

“…the way you think.”

Luke finishes his thought, and here I’m thinking, are they blatantly foreshadowing some kind of twist?  I don’t know how this is going to go, but if I’m reading too much into the parallels with Empire, then perhaps I should take another path?  Am I reading too much into this?

That’s a great shot of Leia, by the way.

Rey plunges into a pool, to emerge into the dark, rainy scene with black-clad Luke.   I bet this is her “failure at the cave” moment.

“Fulfill…”

Snoke narrates as the First Order finishes their domination of the trailer.  First, Finn is captured.

Then their forces are ready for an onslaught.  The deep hangar looks almost like a matte painting.

“…your…”

The strike begins.  Red dirt erupts from beneath the desert.  If it’s to be a Hoth parallel, at least the aesthetic is somewhat different.  The red really pops here.

Exploding TIEs crash as skiffs bounce away.   And by skiffs I mean HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE B-WINGS. YESSSSSSSSSS!  In the teaser post I took them for something new, but from this angle it’s for certain.  I guess it’s possible to deploy only one wing into attack position?

“…destiny!”

SNOKE.  My goodness CGI has come a long way.  The animation is still a slight bit off, but the still image is crisp.  He’s not quite as Gollum-like as he appeared in the hologram from The Force Awakens, instead appearing more like a old, slightly deformed human.  I still think he’s like three feet tall.  An evil Yoda, if you will.

Rey is tortured, yet again.  She’s stuck awkwardly leaning backward as she twitches and wind blows.  I think that’s Snoke in the background, but I cannot be sure.  The red of the surroundings suggest the same room as Kylo Ren was in during his introduction above.


Cut to black.  The music vanishes, except for, again, sparse piano.

“I need someone…”

“…to show me my place in all this.”

The Force Theme starts to play here, but it’s cut off.

Wait for it…

!!!

Oh my gods.  I don’t know how they keep topping themselves.  This cannot continue forever, can it?  What to expect from a potential Rey / Kylo Ren alliance?  Where do they even go from here?  Does Kylo continue to be pulled toward the light?  Does Rey succumb to her darkest instincts?  I DON’T KNOW!

But I do know that I am excited for this film!

For The Force Awakens, I stopped watching and talking about new trailers after the Monday Night Football one dropped, and you know what?  That really worked for me.  I’ve been keeping a blind eye toward the happenings surrounding The Last Jedi since even before the teaser debuted, and with ignorance comes surprise, tempered expectations, and hopefully a whole lot more enjoyment of the final product.  So, from here until whenever I get around to seeing the next film (opening weekend, Sunday matineé, naturally), I will say no more about it.

Two months isn’t a long time.  It wasn’t last go-around, and it certainly won’t be again.

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Adidas & The NHL: 31 Thoughts

The long-awaited Adidas NHL jerseys are finally here, having been revealed today, and, well, it could have been worse.  Some of my wishes, the ones I wanted most, failed to come true, but a few actually did, in a way!  First, a little history

The Adidas jersey technology (called Adizero) was revealed last year before the World Cup, touting lightweight construction and liberally deploying nonsense buzzwords.  The World Cup of Hockey jerseys weren’t bad, but they also didn’t really look like NHL jerseys, given the general lack of waist striping, thick yet minimal arm striping, and only one traditional shoulder yoke, to say nothing of the added Adidas three-stripe motif.  Lots of stripe issues, apparently.

For all of the Adidas cut jerseys, the most glaring new change is the collar.  No longer does it rise above the shoulders and taper to a point at the base of the neck; instead it lays flat and is rounded, joining to the NHL crest from the sides.  I need to see it modeled on players in full gear and/or during play action to really make a judgment, but my first impression is I’m not sure that like it.  It feels less like a sweater and more like a shirt.  In a way it feels cheaper.  At least, and it was a touch-and-go for a while, they can support laces.

One more common thing to note: the logo crests and rear numbers generally appear quite a bit larger.  I’m going to say that this is for the better.  There are numerous tweaks to the fabric, crest construction, and stitching, but I won’t go into detail as that’s not really my area of expertise or interest.

So, here are my brief (mostly) thoughts on each of the new jerseys’ unique aspects.  For fun, I’m going to assign a letter grade to each, based on my expectations, how they could (potentially) be better, and how they took advantage of or missed a once-in-a-decade opportunity.  Alright, let’s go!

Anaheim Ducks:

In what will surely be the theme of the day, this looks basically like their old one.  I must say, unlike most rose-glassed millennials, I think I prefer their current logo and color scheme to the Disney mask and bizarre eggplant and jade scheme.  That said, this jersey still needs some work.  The lines along the lower arms and torso remain weird, and I’d rather they went with either the original Mighty Ducks’ striping style, or their (former) third jersey’s, but that’s neither here nor there.  These are merely adequate. (C)


Arizona Coyotes:

It wasn’t that long ago that the Coyotes debuted a shiny new jersey, so it’s little shock that they’re sticking with it, more or less.  It’s decent, though I still prefer their original Reebok Edge set without black. (B)


Boston Bruins:

Can’t mess with a classic, though I must say the shoulder yokes look a bit weird in the new cut. (A)


Buffalo Sabres:

Still using navy blue.  Still using front numbers.  Still using silver.  Sigh…  At least they got rid of the piping, finally.  The collar is no longer fully gold, with blue in front instead.  Huh.  I’m simultaneously let down and relieved.  An intermediate step, I’m hoping — progress, however little, is still progress.  Let’s see those Winter Classic uniforms ASAP!  (B)


Calgary Flames:

No retro promotion.  Sigh.  The continued use of black.  Ugh.  Flags on the shoulders?  Why??  They got rid of the piping but kept the side stripes.  That de-italicized their nameplates?  I don’t get it.  They’re better, but not much. (C)


Carolina Hurricanes:

Whoa!  Really did not expect this!  The Hurricanes have reintroduced black into their jerseys, thank the hockey gods, but more importantly, the storm flag stripe is back!  These are solid.  A cleaner, but not emptied retooling of their original jersey, it’s got history, distinction, and modern simplicity all in one.  Drastic rebrands aside, this is what the Hurricanes should have done in 2013, but it’s better late than never. (A)


Chicago Blackhawks:

As expected, nothing to see here.  Hard to improve upon what they’ve got, even if I think it’s massively overrated. (A)


Colorado Avalanche:

Ohhhhhh baby, I see mountains!  The Avs are back, and it’s only been ten years in the making.  Can you believe that the Colorado Avalanche have gone half of their team’s lifetime without this classic look?  It just feels so right that it’s been restored.  From absolute worst to near-best, Colorado is the winner of the Adidas redesign.  Perhaps their team will chart a similar course on the ice? (A)


Columbus Blue Jackets:

Disappointing insofar as it’s not the cannon jersey, but I’m glad it still looks pretty sharp.  The major changes appear to be that there’s no more white in the collar, and there’s a new (worse) nameplate typeface.  Otherwise, yeah, again I didn’t get my wish. (B)


Dallas Stars:

Not much to report, which is great because the Dallas Stars reinvention in 2013 was one of the best rebrands in NHL history, at least from a jersey perspective.  Stick with what works. (A)


Detroit Red Wings:

Again, nothing to really see here.  The simplest uniform set in the league stays that way, and we’re better off for it. (A)


Edmonton Oilers:

In April, I watched the Edmonton Oilers defeat the San Jose Sharks at SAP Center.  During warmups, I shot photos of the teams, and I have to say, the Oilers looked damn good in their road whites with royal blue shoulders.  After suffering the worst of Reebok’s 2007 transition, management made the wise (easy) decision to go with the original 80s jerseys full-time in 2011.  With the team finally resurgent this past year, it seemed to all be clicking into place. …And then they scrapped the blue homes for orange.  Not the worst decision, given the WHA history there, but still a little weird.  Alberta should be blue vs. red, but that’s not the main issue anymore.

For some reason, they’ve decided to replace the royal blue with navy in their color scheme.  Huh?  Navy simply does not go with orange.  The Islanders tried it in 2002 and, surprise surprise, decided to re-adopt their classic colors as soon as they were allowed.  But then there’s the new Oilers jersey itself.  What they’ve done here is kind of a shame; thankfully the recently leaked jersey wasn’t quite accurate and the collar isn’t completely hideous, but it’s still not great.  Those stripes, while faithful to the previous home/away set, don’t work with these colors — the blue looks black in contrast, and I’m worried about how the away jersey will look.  This is a definite step backwards.  Way to take a top-10 jersey and throw it right in the trash, Edmonton.  (D)


Florida Panthers:

Having just completely rebranded last year, the fact that there’s nothing new on these is warranted.  This is, in my opinion, the best the Florida Panthers have ever looked and it’s a relief they didn’t even go so far as to tweak anything. (A)


Los Angeles Kings:

No changes here.  I wish they’d bring back purple in some way, however these have become another modern classic jersey — two Cups in three years will do that to a look, even if it’s not the best. (B)


Minnesota Wild:

Finally, we’re back to green homes in Minnesota, and as a nice compromise, they’ve taken the script M from the old (beautiful) thirds and put it on the shoulders.  They’ve notably added a wheat-colored chest stripe, which is becoming somewhat of a trend thanks to the Panthers stealing from Montréal last year.  In addition, red remains an accent around the NHL crest, as well as in a stripe nestled inside the wheat arm stripes.  If the road jersey can finally match the home, the Wild will be one of the best dressed in the league.  I am very pleased with these. (A)


Montréal Canadiens:

Don’t. mess. with. perfection. (A)


Nashville Predators:

Huh.  While I’ll admit the old template (once shared with and worn more poorly by the St. Louis Blues) had its flaws, it added some necessary contrast.  This one seems rather dull and empty.  Thankfully, the piano keys and number strings remain, as well as the original typeface, but I am slightly underwhelmed.  It’s a bit curious that the blue at the waist and arms was pushed even further down.  I don’t know — that might be too much yellow.  On the other hand, it’s minimal and clean, which is a highly desired quality in a timeless jersey.  In retrospect, I might view these better.  For now, they get a (C)


New Jersey Devils:

Here’s a look at the new New Jersey jerseys.  New Jersey had their old jerseys for nearly thirty years; for the first time since 1992, New Jersey has new jerseys.  I wonder if they didn’t want new New Jersey jerseys because of obnoxious people like me talking about their new New Jersey jerseys like I’m doing here?  Or, maybe because the old New Jersey jerseys were such a timeless, modern classic, three-time Cup-winning uniform that it would be idiotic to change them?  Well, it’s not a radical departure, but it’s different enough to feel wrong.  The waist stripe is gone and the white on the arms is widened significantly, apparently to evoke the Colorado Rockies.  One curious addition: a green inner collar featuring the three Cup-winning seasons listed.  Was this necessary?  No.  I prefer New Jersey’s old jerseys to New Jersey’s new jerseys. (C)


New York Islanders:

Same classics as they were, except I’m going to rate them as if there were improvements because there’s no more black alternate. (A)


New York Rangers:

Like their cross-town rivals, the Rangers didn’t need to change anything.  The only difference is the red from the NHL crest is much wider due to the Adidas cut.  Looks weird, but there’s not much to do about it. (A)


Ottawa Senators:

Oy, Ottawa, what are you doing?  It wouldn’t have taken much to make this uniform infinitely better, yet you do so little anyway.  Somehow you’ve successfully converted one of the worst Reebok-era uniforms faithfully into Adidas form, albeit with a new number font.  Wow.  I don’t get it; a stunning new set would bring in so much money, and for a frugal owner, that would seem like a no-brainer, no?  Disappointed.  (D)


Philadelphia Flyers:

It doesn’t appear that the Flyers really did anything here, except perhaps thicken the white at the end of the sleeve.  Can’t complain, I think their look is fine. (B)


Pittsburgh Penguins:

One of only two teams not to put out reveal teasers, probably because they’re busy doing other things at the moment.  Also, there’s nothing new anyway.   (A)


San Jose Sharks:

Look at that new Shark shoulder patch!  I’m very happy to see this, and it looks great.  Still rocking the minimal teal, I see.  That’s fine, I love the color and it doesn’t make my Pavelski jersey too obsolete.  I would have liked waist stripes, but what’re ya gonna do?  Can’t win ’em all.  (B)


St. Louis Blues:

The only major change here is a switch from yellow to white on the back numbers, which I think I like more.  In addition, there’s a new hanger effect inspired by the St. Louis city flag that is quite welcome.  Already one of the best jerseys in the league, it’s even a slight bit better now.  (A)


Tampa Bay Lightning:

The Toronto-south look lives on, unchanged.  It’s alright, I guess, though I think I’d prefer it if they went back to black.  (B)


Toronto Maple Leafs:

The other team not to put out teasers, it too makes sense as not a lot has changed from last year’s fresh redesign.  And why should they?  This is the look of the Toronto Maple Leafs’ future. (A)


Vancouver Canucks:

Come on Vancouver!  What are you (not) doing?  Your jersey is perfection except for the one thing I asked you to change.  We get it.  You play in Vancouver.  You don’t need to tell us with a wordmark.  (B, but it coulda been an A)


Washington Capitals:

I’m not sure about this one.  The Capitals have been rocking their look for a decade, and while it’s been symbolic of the franchise’s best (regular) seasons, as well as their consistently heartbreaking playoff runs, I’m not sure it really translates on this new template.  It feels…off.  Also, it should have been Weagle.  (C)


Winnipeg Jets:

Yep, looks the same.  I was never really a fan of the Jets look, yet it’s been six years now and that’s, well, how they look.  (B)


And last but not least, the newest member of the National Hockey League, from T-Mobile Arena on The Strip in Paradise, Nevada, playing in its first professional season, please… welcome… yoooouuuurrrrrr……

Vegas Golden Knights:

Not bad, eh?  As expected, there is red featured on the arms as an accent stripe, while gold plays a major role in the elbows and above a thick black hem line.  I would have liked more red, but alas.  Black also fills the arms up to the shoulders, similar to the Coyotes’ latest.  The shoulders feature the secondary logo, which looks damn good here.  Shame the aways don’t have a grey yoke, but those details in the gold are an interesting touch!  Really, not a bad start, Vegas. (B)


And that’s it.  Except the remaining 31 away jerseys will appear over the next few days sometime between now and the start of the season — many are already appearing out in the wild.

As for my overall impression of these, they’re decidedly above average.  My final grades are as follows:

  • A: BOS, CAR, CHI, COL, DAL, DET, FLA, MIN, MTL, NYI, NYR, PIT, STL, TOR
  • B: ARI, BUF, CBJ, LAK, PHI, SJS, TBL, VAN, VGK, WPG
  • C: ANA, CGY, NSH, NJD, WSH
  • D: EDM, OTT

The Oilers’ leak had me spooked, but they’re by-and-large decent.  I’ll get used to the collar change eventually, while most of the jerseys look so similar to their previous iterations there won’t be any adjustment needed at all.  However, the missed opportunities will surely continue to haunt.  Buffalo, Calgary, Ottawa, Washington, and Vancouver… try harder next time.  Minnesota, Carolina, and Colorado?  I appreciate what you’ve done.  Thank you.

The First Last Jedi Sighting

It’s funny.  Just the other day I thought to myself, “self, it’s already April.  When the heck is the first trailer for The Last Jedi going to drop?”  It was a good question; the teaser for The Force Awakens came out in November of 2015.  That’s a good year and change before release.  Until today, we were basically eight months out with no sign of new footage.

Well, it’s here: feast your eyes on the two-minute trailer for The Last Jedi, revealed as part of the annual Star Wars Celebration.  

Immediately, the score conveys a Star Wars feel.  It always does.  What appears to be a starfield fades into a close-up of a black rock, whilst an eerie, dissonant sound grows louder.

Bam!  Rey!  Just like the first trailer, we’ve got a jump-scare type introduction of one of our main characters.  She’s still on that island from the end of The Force Awakens, and she’s sweating and gasping for breath, again, similar to how Finn was in the first teaser.  It’s like poetry; it’s sort of– they rhyme.

The Force Theme plays over the Lucasfilm logo.

“Breathe.”

A shot of The Island.  I want to go there.

“Just breathe.”

It’s tricky, because of the fact that I know where this place is on Earth, I cannot transport myself to the galaxy far, far away.  Instead, all I can think is “Ireland.”

“Now…

“…reach out.”

For whatever reason, this shot doesn’t feel like Star Wars at all.  In fact, I’m having Legion flashbacks.  But, this does feel like an echo of the levitation scenes in Empire.

“What do you see?”

I see an unknown figure standing in front of a stellar map.  It appears to be on a Mon Calamari cruiser, as you can see a few of them in the background.  Rey’s theme plays briefly.  My gut says that’s Leia.  It’s ’cause of the hair, really.

“Light.”

Kylo Ren’s mask is broken and smoldering.  Interesting, as the last film had a close-up shot of Darth Vader’s melted mask.  Ren’s theme (or the First Order’s theme) plays over this shot, though it’s curious how it comes after the spoken word “light.”

“Darkness.”

A small stone bookshelf is illuminated by a ray of light.  It’s embedded in a wall that kind of looks like an uprooted tree.  As the shot fades in, and underneath the crescendo-ing score, there’s someone whisper-speaking.  It sounds almost like Yoda?

“The balance…”

A gloved hand touches a book that appears worn and/or burned.  That symbol looks familiar, but I can’t place it.  (It’s also replicated in the teaser poster.)

*The sound of a distant lightsaber igniting*

“It’s so much bigger.”

Rey is training with a lightsaber as Luke looks on from above.  She’s swinging at nothing in particular.  Thank goodness there aren’t any remote droids around.

Rapid-fire shot time:

A squadron of skimming fighters scratch up red dust from the surface of a white, deserted, mud-cracked landscape.  In the distance, AT-ATs.  It’s like the anti-Hoth.  Another fighter swoops down, crashes into the ground, and gets back up and flying.

These fighters appear to have an asymmetrical design with the cockpit on the left side.  Their aesthetic is unlike anything I’ve seen in the films, which is a good thing.

Finn!  I would imagine this is some kind of recovery pod for him, post-duel loss.  Or it could be an Iron Man-type suit.  There’s a HUD, featuring Aurebesh text.  I don’t know if I should try translating it or not…

Poe Dameron!  And BB-8!  They’re running down a corridor on, again, what appears to be a Resistance ship that’s under attack.  Poe’s suit has a Rebel logo on the shoulder.

They reach their X-Wing in the hangar, when there’s an explosion behind it.  On the left, I think I spy an A-Wing’s engines!

A TIE Fighter explodes as the Millennium Falcon flies through the clouds, pursued by more TIE Fighters.  Very Empire.

Rey runs with blue lightsaber ignited.  It looks like she might finally be off The Island.

“I only know one truth…”

Badass.  That’s a nice scar you’ve got on your eye there Kylo.  Curious, I thought Rey destroyed your lightsaber when she whooped your ass on Starkiller Base?

What appears to be Luke and R2-D2 sitting in front of a burning building as embers fly in the air.  I have to believe this is the place from Rey’s vision.  No clue where or what it could be.

Captain Phasma and Storm Troopers walk through flames, their shadows cast onto the smoke behind them.  Awesome.  The structure in the upper left indicates to me that this is probably the aforementioned Resistance ship under attack being boarded.

A space battle!  Red and blue adorned ships, shaped like the front-half of a Nebulon-B frigate, are under assault by TIE Fighters.

An X-Wing snipes a TIE Fighter, in what seems like a pretty frantic scene.  Hopefully it’s not like the one from Rogue One.  While that one was fun to watch, I’d hate for this to be more of the same.

“It’s time for the Jedi… to end.”

Luke stands in a portal to a cave.  I wonder if he’s living in a slimy mud-hole like Yoda was.  The parallels seem to be too easy to make.

An ominous score.  STAR WARS in red.

What the heck does that mean?  It’s all so very foreboding.  And, thankfully, the teaser does a good job of revealing basically nothing.  Like before, I haven’t a clue what the plot of this film is, or where the pieces from The Force Awakens get picked up.  I don’t know anything about supporting characters — I assume there will be a few new ones (a la Lando) — nor can I even make a guess as to where our heroes are all heading.

It seems to be a very dark place.  Hopefully they do it right this time.